Awesome...and Not So Awesome

It was Canada Day yesterday.

Here's a history lesson. The day didn't celebrate some bloody battle that secured land for future Canadians, or a bold treaty that gave the ol' FU to some European power. No sir, it celebrates the day that New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Quebec, and Ontario combined to form the Dominion of Canada. To be fair, the constitution wasn't even patriated until 1982. Why is this important you say? How does this affect me you say? Where in God's name is New Brunswick you say? Well that's not important. While this holiday isn't as badass as July 4th, it does signify one thing. Canadians didn't have to go all crazy shooting other people to form a country. Ok, this holiday kind of sucks.

I saw Wanted the other day. *SPOILER ALERT*





I knew I had to suspend my belief for a few hours. Curving bullets... I got it. The Loom of Fate? LAME. The movie was just pounding me with awesome, until I found out the basis for the entire story line is some sort of prophetic loom. Morgan Freeman, the voice of God also swears. My mind was blown. I hope your name doesn't show up or you're going to get sniped in the head from 5 miles away. How are you supposed to prepare for that? "They were decoys." I'm sorry but if you can shoot someone from across a city, I don't know if you really need decoys.

So at the gym the other day, I came across a guy that we'll call "Sex Sounds Guy." Mr. SSG, quite the hairy and greasy fellow, likes to pretend the local BSC is some sort of porn studio. Thank you, your ridiculously loud moans and OH YEAH's have been noted. Might I suggest a ball gag while you work out if you like to roll that way.

I had a drink called the Jimi Hendrix Experience. Let's just say the experience is pretty much throwing up in your mouth and a stomachache.